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(1)he sure is one spartacus looking mutha fucka (2) yeah, now u can blow ya nose and wipe ya ass at the same time
(Buddy): Im here. Im in a store and im singing. Im in a store and Im siiinging. IM IN A STORE AND IM SINGING! (Manager): Hey there's no singing in the North Pole! (Buddy): Yes there is! (Manager): No theres not! (Buddy): Yes there is! (Manager): No theres not! (Buddy): Yes there is! We sing all the time. Exspecially when we're making toys.
(Singsing to his dad) .. And guess what? i love you I love you I LOVE YOU!!!
*sniffs* you smell like beef and cheese...you don't smell like santa!
1) Hank ? Hank : I appreciate everything that you've done , but is there any we we could get Charlie back here ? 2) Sure , Ok , and while your at it why don't you climb that power pole over there and take a big steaming piss on the wire ? Look I'm not here to twist your niblets !...I'm here to save you life . But to do that I'm gonna need total uniniminonanenity .....
1) I have to take a pill once every 5 hours or else I feel..funny . Just a stupid thing .2) Oh , what's it called ? 1) Advanced dilusionary schizophrenia(sp?) with invoulentary narsacistic rage .
1) Irene? 2) Hmmmmm? 1) Why am I peeing like I was up all night having sex?
1) Jesus Lord in heaven ! It's a giant q-tip . 2) Hank ! 1) C'mon , I'm just messing with the guy . Bringing a little sun-shine into his life . Careful ! You'll peel
1) Lee-harvey , what's the diametre of a chicken egg ? 2) 4.08 cm 1) Na nah , what's that in inches ? 2) 1.61 . Man , what the fuck you getting at ? 1) I got $10 that says I can sqeeze a chicken egg up his ass without it breaking . 3) Man you can't get no chicken egg up his ass , I mean look at him : He's a tight ass 1) No , it can be done . 2) I'l take that bet .
1) Like you only hear what you wanna hear ? 2) Thanks ..I like to keep it short ...'specially in the summer .
1) So I smoked some pot . What is that ? A crime ? 2) Umm, yeah !
1) Still want to jump rope in the street ? 2) I'm gonna tell my daddy on you Charlie !1) Wrong answer , and the name's HANK , fuck face !
1) Sweetie! That's kinda dangerous. You wanna move it up onto the street away from the traffic? 2) (a little girl) My daddy says you're a joke and I don't have to listen to you! 1) Well, your father has a right to his own opinion, but I am an officer of the law, and by all rights I could- 2) Fuck off!
1) Vagi-clean huh? Whats the matter honey ? A little too much extra cheese on the taco ? 2) Excuse me ? 1) Oh no . Excuse ME ... There's no tag on this. Price check isle 5 , on Vagi-Clean . I repeat : Price check isle five, on vagi-clean . That's VAGI CLEAN . We got a customer down here with full-on fallopean fungus . SHe's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sour-dough . *SNIFF* Put a rush on that .
1) Well fuck my O-Zone . Hey ringworm ! Yeah I'm talking to you , you toxic waste of life. You gonna pick up that butt ? Or do I have to glue it to my shoe and shove it up your big pimpley A-Hole ? 2) Hey , relax Buddy : It's just a cigarette beutt . 1) Oh yeah ? Well this is just a fist . But when I start throwing it around it can leave one helluva mess . Lets dance
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