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#1 Who's your daddy? #2 Wayne Rink!
(1) But, I'm 13! (2) Jenna, if you're going to start lying about your age I'd go with 27.
-Whats wrong pookie? -Pookie? Pa-yookie! You're married and to a girl I work with! -That didnt stop us from rattling a few desk drawers last week!
1)Becky, can I ask you a question? 2) Yes. 1) Can you tell I'm wearing underwear, because I totally am. 2) I think that's the way its supposed to be.
1. What colour is my tongue? What colour is it? 2. It's red. I dunno - red 1. Red red or tongue red? 2. Razzle red 1. Show me yours 2.What? 1.Show me your tongue. C'mon, I showed you mine. 2. I am not showing you my tongue 1. Show me your tongue. C'mon, Matt I showed you mine. 2. I didn't ask to see yours 1. Matty, I need to see your tongue. (He sticks his tongue out) Razzle red
1.)this is my friend matty, and his friend wendy.2.) his fiance 1.) yea so weird.
1: How long until your balls get totally squished?
1: I saw his thingy! 2: Oh god not his thingy.
1: I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!
1: Who's your daddy?
2: ...Wayne Rink?
and we lost everything that matters
Becky: I like your dress Jenna: Thanks! Its cause Ive got these incredible boobs to fill it out!
Both- 1, 2, 3!! Whoa! Jenna-Are you okay? Matt- Ugh, I'm getting old. Jenna- No you're not because that means I am. Matt-Well... Jenna-Hey you got arm hair. Matt- Haven't gotten that reaction.
Don't make me come down and grab you! hehe.
hey, you got arm hair... (they start making out)
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