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(Name), (name), if she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will . . .
1) I don't like it, Jasper. I don't like it. 2) Ah Shut up! 3) What!?! 2)Oh no, not you miss. Horace here. 3) Why you imbisile!
1. *******, isn?t that a new fur coat?
2. Oh, my only true love, darling. I live for furs. I worship furs! Aaaah?. After all, is there a woman in all this wretched world who doesn?t?
1. ******, I?ve been thinking.
2. Now ******...
1. What if they went down the froze-up creek? so?s not to leave their tracks?
2. Oh, ******, you idiot! Dogs ain?t that smart.
1. Good evening ma?am. We?re here to inspect the wiring and the switches.
2. We?re from the gas company.
1. Electric, electric.
2. Electric company.
1. How are you?
2. Miserable as usual. Perfectly wretched! Where are they? Where are they? For heaven sakes, where are they?
1. Who, *******?
2. The puppies!
1. Now *****, you?ve just had your dinner.
2. But I am just the same I?m so hungry I could eat? a whole elephant!
1. Oh ******, do you suppose they disguised themselves?
2. Say now, ******. That?s just what they did. Dogs is always painting themselves black! You idiot!
1. Ta-tum-ti-ta-tum, Ta-tum-ti-ta-tum, Do you like my new song?
2. Ta-tum-ti-ta-tum. Such clever lyrics.
1. That old Dirty Dawson! The yellow-livered old skunk! I?d like to tear his gizzard out.
2. Why, *****, where did you ever hear such talk? Certainly not from your mother.
HOLY GREAT MOTHER OF GOD... I'VE BEEN CLONED!!!
( Lucky & Patch are both covered in soot at the Labrador's place )
Lucky: DAD, PATCH PUSHED ME IN THE FIREPLACE!
Patch: LUCKY PUSHED ME FIRST!
Lucky: DID NOT!
Patch: DID TOO!
Lucky: DID NOT!
Patch: DID TOO!
Lucky: DID... NOT! ( sticks tongue out )
Perdita: PLEASE, CHILDREN, DON'T QUARRELL.
Pongo: ( notices pile of soot in fireplace ) SAY! PERDY, I'VE GOT AN IDEA!
( rolls in soot, comes out looking like the Labrador ) LOOK! I'M A LABRADOR! WE'LL ALL ROLL IN THE SOOT; WE'LL ALL BE LABRADORS!
Labrador: SAY! THAT IS AN IDEA!
Pongo: COME ON, KIDS, ROLL IN THE SOOT!
Puppy 1: YOU MEAN YOU WANT US TO GET DIRTY?!
Puppy 2: DID YOU HEAR THAT, FRECKLES?!
Puppy 3: DAD WANTS US TO GET DIRTY!
Puppy 4: MOTHER, SHOULD WE?
Perdita: DO AS YOUR FATHER SAYS.
Puppy 1: ( disguised as a Labrador ) HEHEHE... WE'RE GONNA FOOL THE OLD MAD LADY!
Blast this pen! Blast this wretched, wretched pen! AHH!!
Cruela Devil, Cruela Devil, If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will... to see her, is to get a sudden CHILL... Cruela, Cruela Devil
Cruella Deville, Cruella Deville
If she doesn't scare you, then nobody will.
Cruella, Cruella, Deville
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